Sunday, November 28, 2010

when i was 3 years old

When i was three years old my grandma took me to a cemetary to feed some bunnies. Well you know 3 year olds, they can't keep there mouths shut. If you know me though i am not like any one else so i was silent until this black bunnie came up about 2 feet away from me. The bunnie was so black you would think t was colored. When it started comming even closer i freeked out and started screaming because i thought it was so cool. The bunnie jummped about 6 feet in the air turned around and sprinted as fast as a car. I was so mad that the bunnie got away i went after it to kill it. It was about 7 oclock and it was starting to get dark and my grandma wanted to go home so bad but i wouldn't listen because i was to busy looking for the char coal black bunnie that ran away from me. My grandma finally found a way to get me back to the car. She told me that if i dont go to the car in five minuets the evil zombies will come and eat me. We were about 40 yards away from the gait and started to book it. I swear i was running faster than chad johnson. When my grandma finally made it back to the car i had almost peed my self. Thankfully she only lived a couple blocks away from that crusty old moldy cemetary. To this day i still wont go to that place.

2 comments:

  1. Dear Santa::
    I would like A Football and a Puppy.
    I totally think you are real and you have a HACKIN SWEET BEARD!!!!!! YAAA
    Your Favorite good little boy...
    Jason

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  2. That doesn't sound like you! But it is still really funny!

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